Friday, September 29, 2006

jeff's two month mark

many of you have requested updates on jeff's surgery since it is his two month mark. the results haven't been as good as the first month, in fact... the opposite has happened. jeff can now eat a small child and he has drastically grown in both gerth and weight. his skin has stretched so bad that we have had to duct tape his belly in places, so crisco doesn't spill out.

overall, he will either get better, or explode. i just hope he pop's while we're in the apartment, and not our new home... i'd really hate to have to re-paint the walls.


also, whats up with the pirate pictures? any one help me
understand what that's all about? some of you may know!



*edited.....i did NOT do this post. i hope you all know this.

stacy

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is quite lovely! You scared Mary Lou to death! LOL!

Anonymous said...

my gosh I about fainted!

Anonymous said...

i am laughing so hard-but that last pirate picture really really really skeeved me out. ha!!!

Anonymous said...

Oh my...only the benintendi's could pull this off!! too funny.

Shelly Hanson said...

I noticed that you didn't get rid of the NASTY shot of the pirate. What's up with that, girl?? Did you decide that was actually a sign of love?? Don't ever change Jeff!

Anonymous said...

Listen people, there is nothing wrong with non-verbal explatives displayed in dirty pirate pictures.

Due to the increased size of my stomach... Did I mention that the next swim party was going to be in my navel?

Anonymous said...

I am rolling...that is too funny!!! Bryan was totally laughing too. I think Jeff has a fantasy of being Capt. Jack Sparrow or maybe that gangly pirate guy who keeps loosing his eye...LOL. I can tell his face ...(since that's all we really saw) is a lot thinner...Go Jeff!!! We love you for your humor.