jeff: tatum, chris just called and said that he gave you a piece of gum and after we left he went into his office and it was ALL GONE! (about 15 pieces) do you know what happened to it?
tatum: yea! I ate it all! (very excited and matter-of-fact)
jeff: honey that can make you very sick!
tatum: no it can't, it makes you super healthy!
jeff: no, it'll make your stomach sick!
tatum: no, it makes you healthy that's why i'm all better...see?
now go back to the beginning and insert a lisp where tatum speaks cause honestly it's just not as funny without it.
now, the reason we all need to remember this is because when nothing else works to make you healthy just chew up and swallow a whole pack of gum cause,
"it maketh you thuper healthy!"