a newscaster was giving ideas on how to NOT forget your children in the car this summer to swelter and die.
newscaster: to be sure that you don't leave your children in the car this summer, place something VALUABLE?????? on the seat next to them like your purse or wallet.
i'm even ok with, "place something next to them that you have to take into the store so that you CAN'T forget that they're there.
but VALUABLE? what's more valuable than your child?
i haven't stopped laughing about this for days.