the names in this story have been changed to protect the innocent and quite possibly the not so innocent.
yesterday rickey and his sisters went to play at their friends house together.
rickey: mom, lucy said the "B" word.
mom and dad talk amongst themselves to try and decide exactly what the "B" word is, rickey over heard and said it was none of those.
dad: spell it rickey.
rickey: B-O...hmmm...S-H...i think?...E-T, yeah it's
mom, saying this out loud suddenly realizes the closeness to another special word.
mom: WOW! OK! how bout we don't ever say that again!
rickey: yeah mom i told you.
moral of the story: keep your kid slightly ignorant and never let them learn how to spell.